‘Is she a werewolf ?
‘No’.
‘Does she have the ability to spontaneously transform into a fierce animal ?’
‘No’.
‘Is she a robot ?’
‘No’.
‘Is she a very early version of a robot that is running version 1.0.1 (alpha) of the software that meant she lost to that human-robot hybrid ?’
‘No’
‘Is she a normal human but just set 200 years in a post-apocalyptic world where water, fuel and sunlight are at a premium ?’
‘No’.
‘Is she a clone of that other slightly built but attractive girl who looks identical except for the hairstyle ?’
‘No’.
‘Is she an alien masquerading on earth as a normal human ?’
‘No’
‘Is she Sarah Millican ?’
‘Yes’.