why Arsenal lost the Carling Cup

When I heard that Arsenal were busy making plans for their injured and oh so inspirational captain, Cesc Fabregas, to hoist the trophy aloft and end 6 barren years without a sniff of a trophy, I had a horrible feeling it might end that way. Can you imagine the suspended United captain, a grey suited Roy Keane, doing that back in 1999 ? Can you even imagine Ferguson even contemplating that option for just a second ?...

March 1, 2011

Sarah Baskerville's hidden agenda

Sarah Baskerville is a civil servant who works for the Department of Transport in London. Back in November, there was a minor storm in a teacup when the Daily Mail caught Sarah caught posting the shocking revelation to Twitter that she ‘Had a hangover’ whilst at work. In addition, she occasionally had the temerity to dare to question Government policy. Unless you are a Daily Mail reader, none of this is very newsworthy....

February 9, 2011

open letter to South West trains

Dear Fat Controller Occasionally, I use South West Trains to commute from my home in sunny Norbiton into the City of London. However before you say anything, don’t worry, I am not a merchant banker despite what my friends say. Today, in an attempt to secure a seat, I delayed my departure slightly and caught the legendary 08:36 service from Norbiton. Unfortunately, I narrowly missed a highly prized seat when a rather forceful gentleman, who boarded after me, miraculously managed to reach the last vacant seat 0....

January 13, 2011

Drupal 7 released

This blog and the handful of modules I use has been upgraded to the final version of Drupal 7.0 which was released today. I was quite pleased that I used Drupal 7 from the early beta versions and then tracked the D7 release candidates as this gave me valuable experience in upgrading Drupal 7 relatively quickly while preserving my additional modules without losing all my data which always helps. It’s worth noting that although I barely scratch the surface of Drupal 7’s wide range of functionality, the quality, reliability and performance of Drupal 7 was perfectly fine for this blog....

January 5, 2011

first and last and always - Google Reader

Steve Rubel has resolved to return to feed reading in 2011. However, I have been using Google Reader since 2007 and use it daily to catch up with the tech and sports news in addition to my favourite blogs. I honestly can’t imagine life without it. I was also interested by a recent article (prompted by the demise of delicio.us) that described the use of Google Reader as a bookmarking service....

January 5, 2011

to markdown or not to markdown

Steve Rubel sings the praises of Markdown and good old fashioned text editors. I agree and for a long time have dithered over whether to write all of my blog posts in Markdown. This makes sense as it simplifies the syntax and theoretically should make writing content easier and quicker. I was particularly struck by Caius Durling’s use of Markdown on his Habari blog and the use of the plaintext plugin to reveal the raw Markdown....

January 5, 2011

incident at Manchester City training ground

Manchester, near England - Wednesday 5 January 2011 The footballing world was left reeling yesterday at shock news emanating from Manchester City’s training facility at Carrington. A local man, Frank Booth explains: ‘I always pass the City training ground on my way to work so I always check out the players going through their drills. Yesterday I was quite shocked to see all the players smiling and laughing. I couldn’t believe my eyes so I stopped for a closer look....

January 5, 2011

CRM - Royal Mail style

Before Christmas, my friendly postman tried to deliver a parcel when no-one was home. Instead of leaving the parcel propped up by the front door to be buried under the falling snow, inviting passers-by to steal the potentially valuable item or slinging it into our dustbin, this time he helpfully left a note asking me to collect the package from the local sorting office or ‘request a redelivery’ on a subsequent date using a form on the Royal Mail web site....

January 2, 2011

essential modules for your new Drupal 7 site

People never ask me ‘Hey Norman - what modules have you installed thus far on this wonderful Drupal 7 powered blog ?’ Archive - monthly archives. Disqus - although I had some problems with this module so I am currently using a simple Disqus block. Global Redirect - ensures that ’node/1234’ is redirected to ‘2010/21/22/blog-post’. Google Analytics - mandatory to torment myself over visitors statistics using GA. Markdown Filter - although I haven’t fully embraced this yet....

December 22, 2010

marketing plan for Drupal 7 launch

The date for the long awaited Drupal 7 release has been announced as 5 January 2011. Dries should just play this video. Then he should simply read the following and leave the stage. Straight as an arrow Defect defect Not straight, not so straight Reject reject Towards anti-social Solo solo Standing on the stairs Cold, cold morning Ghostly image of fear Mayday, mayday Gonna leave this reigon They’ll take me with them...

December 22, 2010